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Happy Feb 1st! We made it through January kids! We did it! Thank you for all of your hard work through a difficult month. I watched E Entertainment this morning and it was the show Live From the Red Carpet with Ryan Seacrest for the Grammy's. I stayed on my crosstrainer for longer then usual because of these damn starlets. They have amazing bodies.

Here is what I summarized as sweat fell into my eyes. Beyonce's dress was pretty amazing, but I think I would have liked it above the knee and paired with a hat and at a horse race. Ever since watching Pretty Woman at a young age I have wanted to be a prostitute.. No, I jest, I wanted to go to a horse race. I would wear what Beyonce wore at the Grammy's but shortened and with a hat.

Katy Perry's Zac Posen dress was lovely but I didn't like the sideboob. Meh. Still a lovely dress though and she looked like she was going to murder Russel Brand at one point and that made me lol.

Ke$ha.. Is that how it's written? Meh. Brush your hair.

Nicole Kidman's Prada dress was to die for. Ha! See what I did? I totally referenced that film she was in. I am awesome. Yes, I loved the dress.

Now, let me take a moment to worship at the altar of Lady Gaga. I admit it, I think she's awesome. I loved her 2 second part in The Hills when she got caught in a latex jumpsuit or something. I think she wears the best outfits that only she can pull off. I love it. I loved her at the Grammy's this year. Rumour has it that Armani made the dress and that star she carried? I so almost bought that for a Christmas decoration last year. I think she's amazing. Total girl crush.

Was it Ciara? Was she the one wearing the outfit that looked like the love child of Captain Crunch and Predator? Wow. Meow. Move over Joan Rivers, I'm bitchy today.

Moving on... I love Kathy Griffin. She says "Suck it" and she's brash but she's honest. I like how she said that to maintain her figure she starves and drinks a lot. Thank you! I'm tired of celebrities saying "I just eat healthy." Really? Ugh..

It's a Monday and I have lots to do but I am hoping that this week flies by so that it is Saturday and I wake up and I am a couple pounds lighter and I fit into my dress. Yay!