Beauty

How did this week go by so fast? What the? I'm not complaining, I'm just still suffering from the jetlag from the light speed this week went by at. Holy Geez. Our computer screen is kaput (we are like the only people who have a PC still. Even my Grandfather has a lap top!). The Husband and I are usually a little behind on the trends. A few years ago we were looking for a new camera. Now, digital cameras were all the rage already but we saw an analogue camera marked at 50% off with 20 rolls of film! 20 rolls!

G & T: Hi! We'd like to purchase that camera for over a hundred bucks.
Shopkeeper: Mmmmkay. (looking at us strangely)
G & T: Why's it marked done so much?
Shopkeeper: Cause everyone's buying digital now-a-days. It's cheaper and more practical.
G & T: Ha! Morons! We'll take this camera thank you. Come on honey, let's go take some pictures and pay a lot for developing fuzzy awful pictures. We're so awesome!

Yeah. We have a digital camera now. We're at peace. So tonight we will most likely buy a new laptop and maybe in a few years we'll look into wireless. But I probably won't be online all weekend and therefore I will most likely be more productive but extremely bitchy. I need my virtual stories! Gah!

Since this will most likely be my last post until Monday (Why God? Why?!) I thought I would let you in on one of my secrets in the summer. Johnson's Baby Powder. This stuff is the bomb. Here in this lovely alpine country that I call home, it is rare to find airconditioning. It's criminal. Yeah yeah, it's probably healthier not having it but I wear satin and I sweat and the lack of air conditioning sucks ass. Anywho, my best secret is the baby powder. After taking a shower, powder this all over you.. You know the spots! It really combats against le sweat. I wore it under my wedding dress and it saved me.

And baby powder is not just for the summer. Au contraire mon frere, this stuff's the bomb for greasy hair, sweaty hands, masking facial shine.. Fake lines of cocaine to shock inlaws with.. The stuff is powder gold.. I'm not talking about cocaine. Don't do drugs kids! Way too expensive, stick to Baby Duck or Blue Nun wine.

So, have an awesome weekend!

Happy Friday!!