Feet-the update

I meant to have written this yesterday but we got distracted by an Easter market.. And then I had to get ready for our date night. Eventhough I have been out without the child, this was the first time we were giving up our child to a stranger. The heart palpitations and guilt were interesting. I didn't know I could have feelings. We went to TGIFridays and spent a ridiculous amount of money on cocktails (White Russians for me) and not great fried food. The evening was nice and the child survived and I'm so happy we did this.. The couple that drinks together, stays together..right?

But no one cares about our date night. What y'all want to know is if Footner is worth the 19.90. And yes it is.. It truly is. Buuuuut. Here are a few buyer bewares:

- invest in a vacuum.. or a dustbuster. You will shed.
- you're probably not going to want to go shoeless in front of people for over a week (it's been 11 days and it still isn't completely safe)
- your whole foot will peel. PEEL! Not just the heels or top of the sole.. Oh no, your foot will peel. EVERYWHERE! (doesn't hurt)
- By day 6 your feet look a little Freddy Kruger after a chemical peel.
- Your life partner (if you have one) should avoid calling you a reptlie during this process.

I don't know what kind of deal the inventor of Footner made with the devil but this stuff is amazing..Sure, you might have to loofah a couple of spots at the end of the week and you have to deal with extra vacuuming, but I highly recommend this stuff. Painless and easy! Footner for president!